Hello, Stephany!
My name is Lacqua, daughter of Mary Ann Lacqua. As my mother mentioned to you, about 2
weeks ago, we the "Ya-Ya Sisterhood" NYC Chapter will be hosting our first vacation at your property.
We are ecstatic, and with such excitement comes many "precautions" that your property may need to take. Seeing my auto-signature, I too am in the Hospitality "Biz", and want to be sure we do now
upset your "Guest Satisfaction."
We're coming there with our Ya-Ya Nick Names. One of our Senior Members, Boozie Woozie,
can get a little out of control with a certain amount of alcohol in her system. As she usually wakes
up with that amount in her system, and this is an all inclusive vacation, we're expecting the unexpected. For that reason, we'll do our best to make sure she is always accompanied by
another Ya-Ya member.
The other senior member, Betsy Wetsy, you've spoken to on the phone. That's my mother.
You can see from her name, what precautions may need to be taken. She is the one that may use up
all of the Jack Daniels in your bars & restaurants. She's known for demanding it in a stem glass,
and will be able to hear her coming with the "klickety-klack" of her ridiculously
high heeled shoes . . . beware of the overnight klickety-klacks" which will be testing that
all inclusive mid night snacks. She'll claim she's sleep walking, but trust me, she
is completely aware she found her way into the freezer in the main kitchen.
Please alert your staff, there is no need to be alarmed. Just let her do what she
needs to do. She always finds her way back to bed . . . we'll just follow the ice cream
drip in the morning, if she is not accounted for.
Then comes the three junior members . . .
Myself, Boogie-Woogie, will be celebrating my 28th Birthday on Saturday the 21st.
I come to you a single woman, just out of a 6 month relationship. . . there's not a bartender or server
safe at your property. Just a warning . . . there may be some call outs :-)
My younger sister, Bitchy-Witchy . . .doesn't that just say it all! She'll let you know exactly how she feels. No need for any warnings. People's initial reaction is just
too much entertainment for us.
And last, but certainly not least, Bonzie-Wonzie. Bonzie comes to you just out of a 2
year relationship. She's been known to have to crawl home, or just pass out on the floor outside of the
bar. If you happen to see her, don't worry. She's the lightest of our clan, and can
easily be picked up to be moved wherever necessary. We always find her in the morning.
Well, that's it. You've been warned. We'll do our final packing tomorrow, and will head
towards you for Wednesday's afternoon tanning.
We hope that this vacation is as much fun for us, as it will be for you and your staff
to witness.
Have a great day!
. . . and enjoy the current order of your property, as by Wednesday afternoon you may
feel as though you're working in a different hotel all together.
Lacqua Cammareri
Event Manager
NY Marriott Marquis
1535 Broadway
New York, NY 10036
Tel (212) 704 8909
Fax(212) 704 8983
lacqua.cammareri@marriott.com
www.nymarriottmarquis.com
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EXCELLENCE IS WHAT WE STRIVE FOR!
